Welcome to the Jokes page. On this page I want to eventually collect an album of halarios Jokes. Ill start us off but can you give me some ideas in the forum. Have a laugh reading these!!!


She was so blonde,
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.


There was a blonde on a game show. Everyone in the crowd were blondes aswell. The host said "for 1 million dollars what is 2+2" The blonde said"I think its 3". All the peple in the crown called out"give her another chance. The host said"OK try again, whats 2+2", the blonde said 5 so the crowd again yelled out"give her another chance". The host said "alright one last try whats 2+2, the blonde said, "is it 4"... every one in the crowd yelled out give her another chance.


There was a blonde and a bronuette living on a ranch. They were running out of money and only had 100 dollars left so the brounette went into town to buy a bull. When she saw the bull she loved it, so she bargained with the bull owner. Eventually they came to an agreement of 99 dollars. Then the brounette went to sned a tellergram to her sister. When she asked the lady at the desk to send a telegram she said its 99 cents a word. The brounette had to think because she could only send one word. Then she told the lady to send the word "comfortable". The lady asked the brounette how will that word make her come and pick up a bull. The brounette told the lady that she was a blonde, shell read it slowly. "com...for...ta...bule"


What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?...Wheres my tractor

what do you call a boomberang that doesnt come back?...A stick

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?...Robertoe

How do you confuse an Irishman?...Put 2 spades against a wall and say "take your pick".

What do you call a man floating away to sea?...Bob

What do you call and Irishman bouncing off walls?...Rick O. Shay

What do you call a lady with 1 leg?...Ilene

What do you call an asian lady with one leg?... Irene (asian acsent)

What do you call a deer with no eyes?...No eye dear

What do you call a deer with no legs or eyes?...Still no eye dear

What do you call a deer with no legs, no eyes and covered in blood?...Still no bloody idea

How do you sink an Irish submarine?... Nock on the door

How can you tell if a blonde has been on your computer?... Theres white out on the sreen

What is a typical blonde invention?... A submarine with a fly screen

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